Some things my son's told me recently:
Before I get senile and forget...
"I want to play with my penis in my room for a while and *then* go to the park."
"I'm a roach! I'm gong to eat Aunt Dorothy!"...this one's a little old, but still cracks me up.
"Look! The FUZZ!!" when he saw a cop car. My fault.
"You're cramping my style!" I was in the way of the TV screen...also my fault.
"You shouldn't have putted me on the couch. You shouldn't have grabbed me like that. If I do something wrong, you should hold my hand."
gonna slap you.
My girl said to little guy "Man, you sure love your penis!" He said "yup"
Hey, nothing wrong with that.
That last one really shows how much they can teach us to be patient and gentle. I love little M.
We need to feel the cheer and inspiration of meeting each other, we need to gain the courage and fresh life that comes from the mingling of congenial souls, of those working for the same ends.
Josephine St. Pierre Ruffin
my daughter is the same way about the genitals. "i can touch it if i WANT to. no, i don't prefer privacy, i want to stay here with you." *sigh*
then yesterday she was explaining to me that the cool old volvo that we were looking at was in fact NOT cool, because it didn't have a flame-job or skulls and crossbones on it. my fault.
"I've done a lot of things in my life I ain't too proud of, and the things I am proud of are disgusting." - Mo Szyslak
'piss off piss off ducks' at the Founders Organic Brewery on family picnic day. totally my words from the mouth of a babe...ooops!
Arohanui
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When his dad and I were first separating, we were having the first of many talk about how it wasn't his doing and we still were a family and two homes was not unusual, etc:
Me: "bladity blah blah ble-blah Daddy and I still love you very much."
Him: "I love this cookie."