Researcher's Phrase of the Day
Another gem whilst looking for something else; ready?
"...tension-free vaginal tape to treat urinary incontinence in obese women."
No offense meant to anyone who's obese, incontinent, or has a vagina.
If I smoked, I'd be outside having a cigarette right about now over this one.
gonna slap you.
how completely gross is that?
"I've done a lot of things in my life I ain't too proud of, and the things I am proud of are disgusting." - Mo Szyslak
I love your "no offense" part. That had me chuckling. You always crack me up, lk.
I really don't want to know how this tension-free tape works. Yet I'm somewhat intrigued. Ew, no. Forget it.
uhhhhhhh..... going to wash my eyes out now. Make it go away!
Boomer is so 2005.
I think that would FLY off the shelves at Target.
From what I remember about sex ed, the urine doesn't come out of the VAGINA! 
Reminds me of when I had to have a vaginal wand ultrasound and the tech was a total ass. Actually that was where she was aiming it. I said, "the baby's not coming out of THERE!" and offered to help her by doing it myself.
***It's life Jim...but not as we know it***
i ran across this one this morning and am still laughing my *ahem* ass off.
(WARNING: not for those easilly offended by eccentric sexual habits!)
The Donkey Punch is sometimes employed during
gay sex acts. When going at it for a while
the bottom of the "bottom" can get too
relaxed, so the "top" can lose enjoyment.
To orgasm, the man on top punches his partner
really hard in the kidneys... so that the partner
involuntarily clenches with the shock and pain...
and the guy on top gets his rocks off.
This is the "Donkey Punch".
I have heard of this. I knew exactly what you were talking about. Having gay friends who aren't shy has given me all kinds of knowledge.
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