Montana?
Blond All Over asked me to go with him to Montana to visit his family next month. This will be a road trip--a few days away from my kids. We will also swing by Jellystone Park. I'm excited. I'm scared. I feel deeply honored that he wants me to meet his family. I'm terrified that they will hate my old ass.
"Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius"--Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
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if the family is unbearable, you can escape to the immense natural beauty of the place. have fun!
Montana is very beautiful. I hope his family is too. I'd be scared too, but I'm always paranoid about those sorts of things, meeting family. If they hate your ass then they are the one who are asshats. And anyway, it's only BOA who has to love your ass, in the end. Specially since the rest of their asses live all the way over in Montana. Okay, I'm only amusing myself with all the ass comments...
I hope you have a great trip out there!
Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. -- Emily Dickinson
You want to do what you think is right and what matters to you, and if other people don't like it, as my father would have said, they can go fuck themselves. -- Amy Bloom
I am from MT. I love it there. Take a deep breath and realize that you are good enough, and that you deserve to be whisked away on vacation.
anti-fear vibes and them acceptance vibes. And if you happen to find another one of those BAO sorts while you're visiting, there's another highly available old ass here for the taking.
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Memory is a crazy woman that hoards colored rags and throws away food. ~Austin O'Malley
that sounds amazing.
He sounds amazing. So they can't be monsters...? Okay, they probably can be. But it won't make any difference cos he wants you to meet them which means he a) trusts they're going to love you b) trusts that it won't rock the boat if they don't c) both of the above.
Go. Laugh. Breathe all that Montana beauty everyone's talking about. Love yourselves silly.
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