A sexy update
First off thank you so much for everyone who put their hands across the world for my HPV hang up! Girls you made my day truly and turned a bad situation into a real funny, informative and touching one: so here is where my lady bits are at!
- I had a pow wow with my prospective red hot lover and we came to the following conclusions;
-it is highly likely that I have already been exposed to HPV but we don't know which type
-it is highly unlikely that his strain of HPV was a nasty AND/OR still around BUT it is possible that both these things are true
-The best course of action for us is for me to get the jab and for us to refrain from penetrative sex until the course is complete
-at first he was a bit anxious about his ability to get down and dirty and refrain from the act but he went away, communed with the universe and came back with the following statement (direct quote)"It's time for me to stop acting like a selfish little boy and be a man. It's all cool, there is no way God gave you **** like that and didn't expect me to **** them, I am going to **** your ***** until your eyes roll the into back of your head, at the end of this 6 months you are going to be begging me to seal the deal and , sex or not, after thursday you and the neighbours are gonna know that you're my woman and what I am all about!"
-WOW! I have not been so excited since I saw the muppets on rollerskates in 1983!
-I am nipping into town to buy something incredibly dirty
-I am also channeling some of this sparkly new sexy energy into my job application
- I hope i haven't offended anyone with my dirty mouth and mind, but ladies I have been celibate for 7 years! I am offering red hot hope to the heart broken. I am living proof that the love(r) of your life might be just around the corner: act accordingly!
THanks and love meds
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an awesome read from a girl who has been celibate for 2.5. guess it's worth the wait! you go girl, happy for you. keep us posted!!!!!!!! can't wait to hear what the neighbors say. 
i think you guys handled this situation like pros, head on, and what more can be said of his love, devotion, lust and protection of you?
this is the real deal girl!
jump in and have fun!
and on a friendly hardcore, note:
mutual masturbation HAS not gone out of style!
take care - and keep us posted on the goods!
your friend - cX
36 is your lucky number! i am so proud and excited for you!
love, cx!
This all sounds fan-fricken-tastic. Glad he was able to step up to the plate, so to speak (pretty sure that expression comes from American baseball so sorry if anything is lost in translation). I mean, you are getting all those jabs! Leaving aside the jabs, you two are going to have such a raunchy good time. Woo- the heat coming off your post is enough to give me a sunburn
(oh and I never commented on your hpv blog but yeah, most if not all the women I know have some strain of HPV or other- so common!)
Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. -- Emily Dickinson
You want to do what you think is right and what matters to you, and if other people don't like it, as my father would have said, they can go fuck themselves. -- Amy Bloom
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The party is definitely about to start, 36 hours and counting! Thanks for the shoutout. When my soul realigns i am definitely interested in the exercise buddy thing, everythings gotta stay juicy and where it should be now I have an interested party!
take care meds