need vibes
I seriously can't take it any more! I want my uterus back. I want to see my son's face, and feel his little toes with my fingers instead of my rib cage. I'm crawling out of my skin.
What if i ate a whole pineapple while jumping up and down and pinching my nipples? I'll do whatever it takes.
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i hope you labor soon. my daughter was ten days "late," so i know that feeling.
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and if it doesnt work maybe try boning motorman, if you can handle it. i've read that semen contains the same prostaglandins that help make the cervix "ripen" and open and that in full term babies it can help speed shit along?? don't know if it's true or not, but at least you can waste a little time and maybe get off a couple times.
i know you're gonna want to slap me in the face for saying this but you're almost there!!! any moment now could be the moment that you realize that motorboy is sick of shit in there and is trying to crawl out of your vag. sorry to be so blunt, i'm just hoping it'll make you smile.
love you, mama!
getting some semen in there has helped a few ladies I know... and I know a lot of doulas/midwives who also suggest doing a last little bit of humping to get labor started...
walking and spicy food, I've also heard can be helpful
so many hugs to you.
soon the waiting will be over!
Hah. The last supper indeed. The humping idea works. If you want faster results though, get your man to do his business in a shot glass and take it like cheap whiskey. 20 minutes and you will be in labor.piton,when they shoot you up with it in the hospital, is just pig semen, it's gross. But pharma makes big money off that stuff, not from telling you to get some seamen from your sea-man. 
i believe you're referring to pictocin, which is not pig semen or even derived from it. it's synthesized pituitary hormone, which may or may not be derived from pigs' pituitaries. besides, if ingesting goo triggered labor, i'd have delivered a month earlier. IF you know what i mean.
i did go*gle it though, and found that there are cervical creams made from animal jizz.
nothing ever worked for me. i know you don't want to hear that. but seriously, mm, you have only days, if not hours. your boy will come. and believe me, it will be so soon and you will forget the impatience. can you believe my girl is almost 3 months? seems like just yesterday i was ranting about her tardiness. try to enjoy yourself. spoil yourself silly. read long novels. time will pass. it always does. no one has been pregnant forever.
If I had known how often I would end up eating there with kids, I never would have picked it for my last pre-birth supper. But I did the first time and the next day, I had a baby. The 2nd time was an accident....I took my poor, neglected son out for mommytime on my due date, ate lunch at red robin, promptly went into labor and had baby sis that night. My advice? Get thee to a red robin.
I'm sending all the labor vibes I've got.
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Sounds so ominous, like the last meal before an execution. I'm sure it's true tho.