How's this for a personals ad?

I am the mother of a special needs son, he was not supposed to walk, or talk. I learned sign langage and slowly weaned him off it. He now walks and talks, and talks...and runs and climbs...and climbs. I speak fluent toddler and CPSE (Committe on Preschool Special Education), I am halfway to a doctor with my understanding of neuorology, genetics, microbiology.

I am a smart girl with the kindest heart, and the most unbelievable sex drive. I need intelligent conversation like a fish needs water. I need help around the house, I need help letting go, and help holding on.

If this is too much for you, I completely understand, no really I do, it's too much for me, but I'm still here.

I'm here for the long haul, and if you've got an easier long haul, well then, good on ya'. If you think you may face hardship, strife, struggle and good times and you'd like someone to walk beside you during all of those, to be there through the shitty times, to cry and pound salt, and scream at god, well I'm there. And if you'd like someone to be there in the good times, to laugh and make innappropriate jokes and tell you everything's is just how it should be, and that you deserve all the happiness coming you're way, well then I'm your girl.

But if you've never faced hardship and heartache and wondered how to make it through the next day, if you've never struggled, and avoid it like the plague, well then you will feel sorry for me, you will try to fix it, and you will walk away when it gets to hard, and I will be left alone again, to carry on. And that's okay.

I'm growing fond of my own company. And you will find your way and i will find mine, but you are not the one for me. this life, this glorious sweet struggle of mine, should either feel like home, or it doesn't.

So if we're two ships passing, thanks for the night, the distraction, the escape, may you find your way, and I find mine.