Let's talk turkey.
So, the good news I only have to cook one thing. The bad news, it's.....The Turkey.
I'm scared. I've undercooked, I've overcooked.
I need your tried and true advice. I have about 12 people coming over (possibley 14).
Size? Advice?
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and i usually do a bird and an extra breast, not sure about how many pounds, i always have leftovers!
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This is the 6th year, I think, that I've made the turkey. My grandma came over early the first 2 years to help me get going, but now I feel pretty good about it. I think they say a pound per person, but I always add about 5 pounds on to that for making soup and having leftovers for sandwiches and such. (So I'd get at least a 15-18 pounder for your gathering). Make sure it's fully defrosted if it's a frozen. I rub the outside and inside with olive oil and coarse salt. 15 minutes per pound, but toward the last hour, do it by temperature. If the legs get too brown, cover them with aluminum foil.
I always get a hen too, as opposed to a tom.
I make mine not very fancy, like I don't deep fry or use that new egg thing. I use a big plastic bag so I don't have to baste it.
I also shove apples and onions and celery and veggies in the turkey hole, as well as pack them around the outside of the turkey, but still inside the bag. We do not eat these veggies and fruits though, for flavor only! We also use a slat rub and a little oil on the outside of turkey.
I always use these little plastic thermometer that you insert into the breast. They are white plastic with red little piece inside. When the bird is done the red thing pops up and you know the bird is done just right. I have had really good luck with it. We even smoked a bird once (it seemed to take DAYS) and eventually the little red deally popped up and the bird was PERFECT. YOu should be able to get them at the grocery store. They are pretty popular this time of year. THey are pretty small, only about 1 1/2 inches. Good luck 
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Not sure about size, but I've made a turkey every year for the last 8 years and I have a tried and true recipie.
1) Buy Honeysuckle turkey
2) Follow instructions on wrapper.
3) Bake until themometer that comes in the turkey pops out.
4) Eat flippin delicious turkey, every single year!!
Seriously, it's the Honeysuckle brand all the way. I never do anything special to it,and it's always the most tender and moist turkey, yummmm.....
The best turkey I ever cooked was one that I brined fro a few days before cooking..following the Alton Brown method. Of course I only got it in leftovers, cause I gave birth instead of getting to eat turkey..lol
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that's what I'd be doing cause I read it on Martha, I am such a Martha-bot 
We're all about the Alton brine in our house.
Though Mark Bittman recommends braising (I bet it would be good in combo with brining), if you can stand to cut up the bird before cooking. I think I might run it past folks for this year just... just to see... Somehow the dark meat never is done at the same time as the breast (I mean, I know why, it just big bummer...).
Mmm. Turkey. I love turkey!
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How to cook everything is my favorite cookbook. A friend swears by How to cook everything vegetarian.
PAPER BAG TURKEY
Take a large stout brown bag and grease it well with lard. Prepare the turkey with stuffing as for any other method, then slip it in the bag and tie the bag. Place it on a rack in the roaster. This rack is important, as mysteriously brown juices seep through the bag and will burn unless placed on a rack. Bake in 400 degree oven 12 minutes per pound. Do not baste it, just forget it. The turkey comes out deliciously tender with a crispy golden brown skin.
(note: we use butter on the bag, this turkey recipe is the best I have ever had)
and smeared both the bag and bird with butter. and even more under the skin. it's totally amazing. and easy!
you butter it and it acts like thick parchment paper. I think it is also balanced because of the steam dampening it from the inside.
oh yeah, and DH does put butter under the skin too.
Also, make sure you understand your bird. We got a nice fresh bird from Trader Joes last year. I think the previous turkeys might have been hydrated somewhat..or maybe it was just the commercial fat breed type. The leaner Trader Joes natural almost got overdone. I also am not sure if DH does the 12 minutes per pound, he isn't good with directions and there are different paper bag techniques...
I am intimidated by the fat and stuff on the bottom of the pan but can't stand canned gravy.
I've done it this way for years- like maybe 8 years?- now. I got it out of Gourmet or maybe Bon Apetit-- one of those ritzy magazines. It's divine. But really I think the key to the recipe is brining beforehand and then using a thermometer to decide when the turkey is done, rather than relying on time. I brine the turkey in a kosher salt-cracked black pepper-water solution for a couple of days before (but have done it for as little as 12 hours before). And then every year I have to look up what temperature to cook the turkey until - I have a instant read digital meat thermometer that I use for this. I will check my Joy of Cooking (since that's what I use to look up the info) and come back ....
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