Kid Funnies...this one was a bit embarrassing
At the park yesterday on a gorgeous day and Ava wanted to play insects. Around a crowded playground she shouted, "Mummy let's play incest!" Luckily I'm good at those Kegel exercises, or I would have surely wet my pants with laughter.
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did you get it? my daughter, now six, used to call popcorn "Cop Porn" which we thought was hilarious. recently at kung fu panda matinee I asked my aunt to go get us some cop-porn and we both started to crack up...dd quite innocently wants to know what the heck is so funny and begins asking, loudly over our hysterics, "WHAT IS SO FUNNY ABOUT COP PORN?????" WHAT? WHAT IS IT? COP PORN? COP PORN? WHAT?" My aunt walked away in disgust and I was STILL laughing and dd continued questioning me about cop porn with me shushing her between gasping for air...I literally pee'd myself at the movie theatre surrounded by families out for a wholesome sunday matinee...
oh man these are funny scenes indeed! i can't think of any right now. i know i've heard some, too. these kids, CRACK ME UP.
Even worse, Ella used to call it cock porn.
LOL
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Wherever there is a human being there is an opportunity for kindness. ~Seneca
we ended up parking right next to this woman who had just cut me off, then given me the finger. She was getting out of her car at the same time as us. Ds said (super loud) "Mommy, why is that lady a stupid cow?" This continued in every aisle of the grocery store, every time we passed her.
"Too weird to live. Too rare to die." - Hunter S. Thompson
this is hilarious...talk about karma
Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. -- Emily Dickinson
You want to do what you think is right and what matters to you, and if other people don't like it, as my father would have said, they can go fuck themselves. -- Amy Bloom
Oh my god, I am laughing so hard right now, trying to keep it quiet because I'm at work...my abs hurt!!! Ow!!
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and papa and my brother have an antelope."
Not sure where this came from (but I agreed).
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