funny little old man

SO and I were walking through a grocery store in a very small and somewhat redneck town on Friday and he's got dd and I've got ds and, to be true, we are probably not the most normal looking people ever. We were apparently taking up the whole aisle because this poor little old man, dressed to the nines-suspenders, a hat, a bow-freaking-tie, stops in front of us, does the little excuse me dance and says "you guys make me more nervous than a whore at a sunday school picnic...your children are beautiful"....BWA HA HA!!! freaking weird little old man...