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hearts on fire/a strange top 10/sundaySubmitted by dragon chic on Mon, 05/05/2008 - 3:37am.
hi! truth: i was vaccuuming today, and pulled out my 4 unused boxes of today's sponges from my closet. 3 things happened: 1. question: what kind of person keeps birth control in a fucking closet!? answer: *the kind of person who lived without sex for way too long!*. 2. i'd been saving them for when i meet the real man, the one that i'll have a long term relationship with. the bladerunner, the guy that commits and takes an HIV test, the whole 9. i looked forward to using them, because ultimately i hate condoms. i want a real boyfriend. 3. i checked the expiration date and they had expired in august 07'!!!! this was the worst thing i could have faced today, i think. mostly because i have pms, but truthfully, this was symbolic of what my life was like for so many years. 4. i thought that a today's sponge was like astronaut food!?? what happened to my sex life? why am i living like a sexy nun? i love sex, i always have. something has happened here, i'll figure it out. 5. i remember the day i went to planned parenthood to get these, it was probably a year and a half ago! i was still married, and we never used more than 2 of 6 the boxes in the last year that we were together. how many total were used? i can count that high! 6. i cried over this. i'm dissapointed that my shit was put on the back burner for so long!!! ME!!! i can't live like this anymore! i want and need regular sex. i'm a good woman, this is plain bullshit! 7. what is needed/what will help: awakening my heart centers. i'm working on this as we speak. 8. do you feel/understand my urgency? this is ridiculous! i spent 12 out of 14 years in a sexless marriage. how dumb is that? the quaility was there, but the quantity? give me a break! nell carter got more dick than i did!!! 9. no offense to the ghost of ms. carter. gimme a break was a fierce show! my point is that the whole world has had more sex than i have in the last 12 years! this isn't cute! 10. at least i'm laughing now! and smiling! i can fix this, wish me luck ladies. 11. i've had 2 partners in the last 11 months! WOW!!! someone call guiness! i walked by a cool movie house in my neighborhood today, and they're playing bladerunner. they used the poster that most people haven't seen, the original for the movie. it gives me hope and makes me happy. 12. (this one is really needed tonight!). i went grocery shopping and ran into the bakery lady that reluctantly gave my daughter free cookies for months. she's finally nice to me now! i told her my story, and she said: "now, how you do plan on going out and finding a man like that?". i laughed and told her that i'm manifesting him, dreaming him up as we speak. she doubted this, didn't understand it. i liked that part. it's okay that she didn't understand it, only i have to believe it. love - the flying ex-nun, dc is still here! dragon chic's blog | login or register to post comments | email this page | printer friendly version
gahhh, i hadn't even thought of it like that! thank you for reminding me! you're right, i don't want that shit either. i want a clean man, you know? i want a clean fresh start, i want good ol' fashioned clean sex!! whatever happened to those good ol' days!??? i get frustrated sometimes! hell, salt n' pepa made a song about it! dreaming up my trip to new york is helping, i'm trying to move past this crazy annoying stage, or at least lay low on it. BUT damn! my personality self is in competition with my psychic awareness/soul's needs. i was dormant for so long, i had an empty bag of tricks for years! it would be different if this wasn't the case, some divorced/single women had a lot of sex when they were married, or just didn't want it, period. i wanted it! i needed it! and now i'm ready. thank you for telling me that i'm beautiful - it's not easy to continue on this road, even though it's the right/only one for me. i get lonely sometimes, but it's not permanent! hearts ablaze! dc is your friend! a fire breathing/green scaled mistress production! oh my god, this was my theme song, wasn't it?!! jesus, the key board player is my new best friend! thank you for posting this, it was perfect! i walked away realizing how funny it was that i made a top 10 about not getting laid!! this is what happens when it's been too long! AGAIN! i love you babe, thank you for pushing me, proping me up, and helping me along when i need it the most! hearts, period! c! a fire breathing/green scaled mistress production! because I can post a vid like that and make your day. You are sweetness personified. Oh, and you rock! PERIOD. love and kisses,
and surrounded by all my bladerunner/harrison ford pin ups! i'm such a goof ball for doing this, but, coupled with my soul linking/work that i'm doing, it's helping to push this thing forward! (wish me luck!). hearts of glass, dc is your friend! a fire breathing/green scaled mistress production! totally will manifest!!!! I believe. More importantly-- you believe it! I hope hot sex is on its way to you soon! now you're talking mamacita! these kind of wishes are helping me move forward. i'm telling you that this book has helped me more than any on line dating scam ever could! that eharmony shit is annoying! i think it's for people at least 10 years older than me, and it gives people a false sense of achievement! does that makes sense? like: "hey, i'm getting somewhere, i'm on the fucking scene!". NOT! you're not anywhere on it. i hate that damn thing, i'm pulling the plug before those freaks can bill me again! it doesn't matter. the most important thing is the the belief part. and finally believing that i'm worthy of something great. and how about: my choices being wide open for the first time ever. nothing is standing in my way. time is on my side. thank you for fighting next to me, turtle, i need you! hearts of fire, dc is a fire breathing/green scaled mistress production! I highly recommend the Rabbit Pearl vibe. I totally understand that vibes can't compare to flesh and blood BUT the rabbit pearl is the closest I've gotten so far to fulfillment without humans.
hello art, oh boy, i've seen and heard about this thing! i appreciate the suggestion, and i see how this could work for many a women! me: i like furry, guts, hearts, ears, eyes, laughter and socks that need to be washed! i love men, and at the same time, i understand why women go the silicon route! i bow down to the women that do it, and i'll continue to work on opening my heart up. i need to be ready for when the time comes. i have to be able to receive the love that i'm asking for. until then, my hand will have to do the rest! DANG!!!!! hearts buddy, dc is a high priestess! fire breathing/green scaled mistress production! happen. your too awesome to not have the relationship you want... at least you made yourself laugh about it
thank you love! i've been reading my soul love book today, and i should have read this prior to my stint back into the dating scene. i need to connect with this persons soul first, then dream up all the other stuff. so i might have gone about this a little assbackwards, but who's counting, right?! i need those wishes, i appreciate your support! the funny thing is being the lady that gets the looks, only the bravest step up the plate. and i give it up to all of them that have. my relationships have been successful, no matter what. hearts and spins, dc is a queen! a fire breathing/green scaled mistress production! Dude! The Nell Carter reference is too funny. I hear yah sistah. Big HUGS. wifes, i thought about how fucked up the nell carter reference was! (i'm glad that you thought it was funny!). i could have said "bea arthur" or someone as equally ridiculous, but that one is so overused in 08'! nell would sock someone in the jaw for saying what i did, i think that's the reason why she became my psychic target!! also, because i think she was a masculine woman like me, and still got tons more dick! today, i got my second of 3 gardasil shots. today is the last day that i feel bad about not having a regular sex partner, i'm going to bury this shit! hearts of glass, dc is queen! a fire breathing/green scaled mistress production! the sponge episode of Seinfeld. Elaine interviewing men to find out if they were sponge worthy. *vibes* for awesome regular sex with an awesome sexy partner. we just watched a few "kelly" videos, they were great! (betch!). i appreciate and need your support. i have to figure this out! hearts, dc a fire breathing/green scaled mistress production! I was just describing the movie Modern Problems to a too-young friend of mine recently. She says she knows who Nell Carter was. Hope you get some nice action on a regular basis soon. Sunflower the unflower |
That sucks about your sponges. This too shall pass mama. I'm in the same boat, and I'll take this boat over HIV/herpes/warts anyday. You rock, you are beautiful, you know what you want and hell, you've got the confidence to tell it to the bakery woman. Seriously, you WILL manifest the perfect lover for yourself. Then you can write a book, make a mint and teach the rest of us how.
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