lol! Ok, it's probably fake... But that right there is the biggest reason that no matter how lonely I ever got I was afraid to post anything to the personals and classifieds. I figured that I'd get someone I know; Seattle is kind of a small town in a lot of ways and I've been here all my life. It seems like whenever I meet someone "new" we have people and friends in common.

http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5149062

OMG sad and funny all at the same time.
http://cooksewbitchy.blogspot.com/

That's all I can say.

That had me giggling for a good five minutes straight. Part of me hopes that it wasn't just some gag post.

That's a good one! I wonder what the backstory was?
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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. ~W.C. Fields