Are you ready? Here is the noise a six year old makes when he gets water in his eyes in the bathtub.
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE waahhhhHHHHAAAA!!!! IT HURTS! I HATE THIS! I WANT TO GET OUT!
Did you enjoy that? Neither did I. Sure, a little piece of me wanted to yell "SHUT THE FUCK UP", but I was cool, I was calm. It was all good.
I just wanted to share my pain. Thanks, and have a great night! :P