I want big fake porn star like titties, thats what I want, I want my post breastfeeding titties to look like I will never drown. I want you to tell I have a boob job undernearth a goddang snowsuit. I want my nipples to point to the sky:

Okay.

I had my moment, its over.

Mamas, mamas, mamas, I know you know how it goes:

You get a lil bit o money, more than you can save up and then something inevitably will go wrong, *cough* car, or my old man will be injured and not be able to work, or we get sued for giving somebody a dirty look.

Vibe me, I need 'em.

Can we for once keep our money?

Lift this curse from Camp Patty Cakes.

If the hipmama army can't do it, nobody can!

Can I please have a SAVINGS account for ONCE in MY EFFING LIFE!