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woot woot tax return!Submitted by PattyCakes on Fri, 03/21/2008 - 12:47am.
I want big fake porn star like titties, thats what I want, I want my post breastfeeding titties to look like I will never drown. I want you to tell I have a boob job undernearth a goddang snowsuit. I want my nipples to point to the sky: Okay. I had my moment, its over. Mamas, mamas, mamas, I know you know how it goes: You get a lil bit o money, more than you can save up and then something inevitably will go wrong, *cough* car, or my old man will be injured and not be able to work, or we get sued for giving somebody a dirty look. Vibe me, I need 'em. Can we for once keep our money? Lift this curse from Camp Patty Cakes. If the hipmama army can't do it, nobody can! Can I please have a SAVINGS account for ONCE in MY EFFING LIFE! LOL. Well, maybe not out loud. I chuckeled, hey I did excercises for years trying to turn the raisins into grapes when I was thin, to no avail. But I did have some pretty sculpted ARMPITS when everything was said and done. Yeah, I am not spending my money on boobies cus thats just selfish, maybe the typical breasts will, but when I was twelve, my breatsts weren't perky. They just are naturaly tear dropped shaped, which is fine now, but as I am losing weight, they are flattening out soo bad. I am so self councious, even as a teen I couldn't wear anything without an underwire. Oh well. If I am a good twenty thirty pounds overweight they are nice, I guess I can't have it all. lol I know how it goes. We got ours and then a week later the car died & we decided to move but that'll be well worth it. I am just excited that there is $60 in our savings account! my wish: money kept, in full, good times, big assed tities the size of mars!, happiness, success, no bullshit/bad news, and most of all, REST and RELAXATION! enjoy it lady, you've earned it! hearts, dc slayer of giants, bad things, monster's and other shit! |
BTW; those titties will most likely perk up a few years post-weaning.
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