funny article my mom sent me from 'The Nation'

Submitted by lana on Thu, 12/20/2007 - 8:58pm.

Bonfire of the Disney Princesses
by Barbara Ehrenreich

Contrary to the rumors I have been trying to spread for some time,
Disney Princess products are not contaminated with lead. More careful
analysis shows that the entire product line--books, DVDs, ball gowns,
necklaces, toy cell phones, toothbrush holders, T-shirts, lunch boxes,
backpacks, wallpaper, sheets, stickers etc.--is saturated with a
particularly potent time-release form of the date rape drug.

We cannot blame China this time, because the drug is in the concept,
which was spawned in the Disney studios. Before 2000, the Princesses
were just the separate, disunited, heroines of Disney animated films--
Snow White, Cinderella, Ariel, Aurora, Pocahontas, Jasmine, Belle, and
Mulan. Then Disney's Andy Mooney got the idea of bringing the gals
together in a team. With a wave of the wand ($10.99 at Target, tiara
included) they were all elevated to royal status and set loose on the
world as an imperial cabal, and have since have busied themselves
achieving global domination. Today, there is no little girl in the
wired, industrial world who does not seek to display her allegiance to
the pink- and-purple clad Disney dynasty.

Disney likes to think of the Princesses as role models, but what a
sorry bunch of wusses they are. Typically, they spend much of their time
in captivity or a coma, waking up only when a Prince comes along and
kisses them. The most striking exception is Mulan, who dresses as a boy
to fight in the army, but--like the other Princess of color,
Pocahontas--she lacks full Princess status and does not warrant a line
of tiaras and gowns. Otherwise the Princesses have no ambitions and no
marketable skills, although both Snow White and Cinderella are good at
housecleaning.

And what could they aspire to, beyond landing a Prince? In
Princessland, the only career ladder leads from baby-faced adolescence
to a position as an evil enchantress, stepmother or witch. Snow White's
wicked stepmother is consumed with envy for her stepdaughter's beauty;
the sea witch Ursula covets Ariel's lovely voice; Cinderella's
stepmother exploits the girl's cheap, uncomplaining, labor. No need for
complicated witch-hunting techniques--pin-prickings and dunkings--in
Princessland. All you have to look for is wrinkles.

Feminist parents gnash their teeth. For this their little girls gave
up Dora, who bounds through the jungle saving baby jaguars, whose mother
is an archeologist and whose adventures don't involve smoochy rescues by
Diego? There was drama in Dora's life too, and the occasional bad actor
like Swiper the fox. Even Barbie looks like a suffragette compared to
Disney's Belle. So what's the appeal of the pink tulle Princess cult?

Seen from the witchy end of the female life cycle, the Princesses exert
their pull through a dark and undeniable eroticism. They're sexy little
wenches, for one thing. Snow White has gotten slimmer and bustier over
the years; Ariel wears nothing but a bikini top (though, admittedly, she
is half fish.) In faithful imitation, the 3-year-old in my life
flounces around with her tiara askew and her Princess gown sliding off
her shoulder, looking for all the world like a London socialite after a
hard night of cocaine and booze. Then she demands a poison apple and
falls to the floor in a beautiful swoon. Pass the Rohypnol-laced
margarita, please.

It may be old-fashioned to say so, but sex--and especially some
middle-aged man's twisted version thereof--doesn't belong in the pre-K
playroom. Children are going to discover it soon enough, but they're got
to do so on their own.

There's a reason, after all, why we're generally more disgusted by
sexual abusers than adults who inflict mere violence on children: we
sense that sexual abuse more deeply messes with a child's mind. One's
sexual inclinations--straightforward or kinky, active or passive,
heterosexual or homosexual--should be free to develop without adult
intervention or manipulation. Hence our harshness toward the kind of
sexual predators who leer at kids and offer candy. But Disney, which
also owns ABC, Lifetime, ESPN, A&E and Miramax, is rewarded with $4 billion a year for marketing the masochistic Princess cult and its
endlessly proliferating paraphernalia.

Let's face it, no parent can stand up against this alone. Try to ban
the Princesses from your home, and you might as well turn yourself in to
Child Protective Services before the little girls get on their Princess
cell phones. No, the only way to topple royalty is through a mass
uprising of the long-suffering serfs. Assemble with your neighbors and
make a holiday bonfire out of all that plastic and tulle! March on
Disney World with pitchforks held high!

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Submitted by suzbean on Fri, 12/21/2007 - 4:06pm.

i spend a great deal of time balancing the disney/barbie scales with my five year old daughter. I have explained that the older women, ie witches/jealous stepmothers etc. are good for drama but just because some one looks a certain way, wrinkles, frown, dark hair/clothing, doesn't make them evil. And that being skinny, busty, "pretty" doesn't make you better than the short, fat, nonsymetrical people (ie me!) and that these movies are stories from before women and girls could be and do anything they want in life not just wait for a prince to save them.

there is so much more to it but the sexualized images of women aimed at children does support the dominant paradigm/ mainstream ideas of beauty, love, body/sensual issues and create patterns and ideals that stick with us our whole lives unless critical thinking skills are taught, and it is never too late, i learned to question during the riot grrrl days of my youth and right here on the old hipmama boards of the old days...

Submitted by Etta Candy on Thu, 12/20/2007 - 9:19pm.

i would take exception to her claim that all girls want to be princesses, mine never did. but then, i also allowed no disney in the home. it really is that bad.

Submitted by Betty Crocker on Thu, 12/20/2007 - 10:49pm.

it really is that bad

as what? enlighten me please.

I love all those Disney Princess movies. Especially Snow White. And Sleeping Beauty is awesome. The animation is unbelievable. Whats so bad about that. We shouldn't want our daughters to be princess'? I wanted to be a princess when I was a little girl.

Submitted by Etta Candy on Thu, 12/20/2007 - 11:27pm.

and i'm unprepared to give a complete answer, so many factors in how throughly disney sucks. so....well, um, i would start with everything barbara erinreich says in this article, as far as the message it gives kids about gender roles. she said it better than i could, or have time to.

as to the rest of it, i will have to come back to it. mostly it has to do with how horrible their product is. it's boilerplate, conformist, top gun. it's brainless, thoughtless and stupid, and by extension encourages kids to be the same. to consume without thinking, but mostly to consume. that was the basis for my banning it from my home when i had a child, but like most people, new information i come across tends to serve to support existing opinions, so i have learned since then about some really shitty business practices. stealing storylines from writers and not paying them, stealing characters... remember winnie the pooh? stolen. they took a good story book for kids, and unabashedly stole it and made it crap.

Submitted by Betty Crocker on Thu, 12/20/2007 - 10:51pm.

little girls don't

whats your trip mama?

Submitted by Etta Candy on Thu, 12/20/2007 - 11:29pm.

what are you responding to here?

Submitted by Betty Crocker on Thu, 12/20/2007 - 11:45pm.

I should have edited.
when I say "whats your trip" I meant it in a kidding way.
I am just really curious as to what it is about Disney that you didn't like. You mean Disney the corporation. I don't blame you. Though it is definetly not a thing I 'ban" in my house. I love so many Disney movies. Peter Pan, Winnie the Pooh, Cinderella-yes-all diferent than the original stories-but that doesn't change how good the movie is. There are a lot of stories out there adapted into movies-damn good movies. Unless you are one of those people who constantly think the book is better.
Despite the recent bombardment of disney "stuff" I think that they have enriched a lot of childrens lives. I am 32 years old, so Recent disney stuff is fairly new to me. There was no "Disney " store or princess stuff. Back then folks were mainly protesting Barbie.
I don't see a problem with my little girl playing with either. I am definetly not your typical girly girl, though I danced ballet and played with barbies when I was little. I also used to beat the shit out of my 4 brothers.

Submitted by azblue on Fri, 12/21/2007 - 5:05am.

I have not seen Peter Pan since I was a kid and we put it on the other night and I was SHOCKED at the blatant racism in the movie. I ended up turning it off but it has really stuck with me.

Submitted by Etta Candy on Fri, 12/21/2007 - 12:26am.

you seemed to be responding to something, and i couldn't see what.

and no, i don't really mean the corporation. it's really mostly that what they put out really sucks. with some exceptions, hayao miyazaki being one. but mostly disney really epitomises what i hate about mainstream entertainment.

Submitted by Betty Crocker on Fri, 12/21/2007 - 12:50am.

was that our little girls don't see any of the perversity that we see in it.They don't know that bikini's are sexy they just think that mermaids have them for swimming.
Spirited away is a great movie.As are many other anime- but its really just a different genre.

Submitted by Etta Candy on Fri, 12/21/2007 - 4:59pm.

i was just wondering if you thought i said something about sexualizing, because you put it in a reply to yourself, which was in reply to me... so i was confused.

Submitted by lana on Thu, 12/20/2007 - 11:47pm.

How do you think Disney merchandise has enriched children's lives? I'm not being bitchy, I really wonder what you mean.

Submitted by Betty Crocker on Thu, 12/20/2007 - 11:58pm.

the Movies-not the Merchandise.
Snow White-awesome! Sleeping Beauty-the Malefecint(sp?) animation still blows me away-all hand drawn too.
I love Mary Poppins, Bedknobs and Broomsticks ect,

When I was a kid there was no all day channel available with kids programing-No Vcr's(well there was Beta, but we were poor) I used to live for those Sunday Disney storybook things or when they would rerelease movies to the theatre.Or better yet new ones-the fox and the hound came out when I was little and I loved it.

The first time my sons watched "toy story" the expressions on their faces were just priceless.

I might not be as educated as some mamas on here-so maybe I don't grasp their concepts on consumerism or femnism as much-but I know this- My kids love it- I love it. I am not going off to buy them every lead poison toy out there- but these movies definetly spark their imagination.

Submitted by lana on Fri, 12/21/2007 - 12:06am.

I know - I love so many of the movies too. Smiling I thought you were talking about the merchandise crap being enriching.

Submitted by lana on Thu, 12/20/2007 - 11:23pm.

It's not so much the sexualization, but the fact that the "princesses" (I also think it's hilarious that so many little girls are obsessed with princesses but have no idea what a princess is, besides some pretty girl who wears pretty dresses) have no personalities, are totally docile, and become teen brides after knowing the stupid prince for about 2 seconds.
BUT, part of me can't help but love Disney movies. Right or wrong (and probably wrong, for many reasons)I find myself entranced with the classics. Maybe it is a backlash of my mom sheltering me from Disney movies, I don't know. What I DO think is super gross is all the princess paraphernalia that has sprung up as a marketing ploy from Disney and is plastered absolutely everywhere you look. Barf.
My almost four year old, who we've raised fairly gender neutrally and hasn't been exposed to much mainstream media can identify "Disney Princesses" and plays games with her friends where she and another little girl need to be rescued by a little boy friend, then they argue over who gets to marry him. God help me.

Submitted by Betty Crocker on Thu, 12/20/2007 - 11:50pm.

I wonder why little girls so often play games like that. My sons, who NEVER watched any kind of violence were "firing" toilet paper tubes at each other one day. I was completley baffled. And a bit disturbed.
I am more concerned about my 10 year old stepdaughter being totally hooked on "Degrassi"-wth? That show prob has no teenagers just tweens watching it and its pretty intense. I never thought I would be like that -worried about what my kids watched-but seriously, at 10 she understands it. Her mom is cool with it , so there is nothing I could do.

Submitted by idyllia on Fri, 12/21/2007 - 12:24am.

at about that age - a quick wikipedia shows Degrassi High first aired when I was 10 - and I had watched its predecessor Degrassi Junior High before then. I've only seen a few of the new ones here and there, but the premise seems the same, realistic portrayals of teenage life. With all the heavy shit included. I think that that series was way less damaging to me as a tween than any of the TGIF-type and "more age-appropriate" sit-coms.

As for nothing you can do - I don't know what your relationship is like with her, but could you watch it with her and talk to her about the heavy stuff? That was the one thing I think that I always wished for - someone I trusted to talk about what I'd seen, someone who could give me insight and answer questions.

a tangled path

Submitted by Betty Crocker on Fri, 12/21/2007 - 1:08am.

I rem Spike getting knocked up and stuff- lol
I think that I am just caught off guard- I am not ready for this stage in parenting-my 3 are 4 and under. I wish I can freeze them-lol.
anyhoo- I think its funnier that at 32, I stay up and watch the "n"
even when she is not here. I wonder if she thinks that its cool to act like some of the girls on there,I am not so sure I'd rather her think she was a disney princess either-lol.

Submitted by lana on Thu, 12/20/2007 - 11:38pm.

I was replying to Betty Crocker's comments above mine.

Submitted by Velma on Thu, 12/20/2007 - 9:09pm.

***the United States is one of only four out of 168 countries studied to not have some form of paid family leave for new moms. We join Swaziland, Papua New Guinea, and Lesotho in not having that policy in place. ***

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