bloody nose and a fat lip.
Early this morning I got up with the Saucette, raring to go at 6:20 am. We were sitting on the couch playing 'where's your nose' when all of a sudden she stuck her tiny finger right up my nose really high up and scratches with her razor sharp baby fingernail. Hurt like dickens and my nose started bleeding all over the place. Later in the day I am reading Sauce jr a story and he throws his head back in hilarity (we were reading his all time favorite book 'Super Diaper Baby'. Check it out it is hilarious)and slams his big old kid skull right into my mouth. It hurt so bad I saw stars and my bottom lip is all puffed up like I was in a prize fight.
this is a dangerous job, this kid rearing. I feel like I might need some special equipment.
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but seriously that sucks. The same bloody nose thing happened to Dave and it makes me think I should keep Bug's fingernails shorter but first I would have to drug him to keep him still and I am not up for that.
Yesterday I punched myself in the mouth giving the dog a bath...gah embarassing.
heal up mama
I am swisterland...switzerland? fuck it, I am swiss.
dang! the jason mask made my night! can i borrow it? thanks punker.
anyhoo - i hope that you're feeling better. two major face slams in one day is horrible! i was feeling the finger up the nose! ouch!
take care,
dc
Getting hurt on the face is the worse and the kids always.do.it.to.us.
I hate kid related injuries. We should get hazard pay for that shit.
Dude, my kids looove Super Diaper Baby, Captain Underpants and Ricky Ricotta. Dav Pilkey also writes Dragon (a cartoon on tree house) books which are gentle yet funny and gross too.
It really *is* a dangerous job. Why oh why are their heads so hard?
I just had to giggle. rEally, talk about mama boot camp! our little butterbeans with their sharp naisl and their flaily knees and their sharp elbows. M is so concerned whenever she hurts me... 'sorry mommy' and immediately wants to kiss the booboo. really melts the pain away. we haven't had any major altercations like yours though- you got socked by both. poor mama.
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Thats what its like living with DH and DS. Not even two months after DH and I got together he accidentally broke my nose. I was leaving his apt and was going to kiss his forehead goodbye (he was sleeping), and he rose his head to meet me and boom, smashed the bridge of my nose.
Last week, DS is giving me "kisses", you know the 11 month old open mouth slobber all over your face "kisses"... he head butted me and gave me a black eye.
I just tell people I "fell down the stairs"...
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