lets share funny kid stories!!

Today, the funniest shit happened in my household maybe ever, and I want to share it with you in return you have to tell me your stories:

My bear is two and she still way more of a baby then a little kid. She doesn't talk, is completly unaware of her bodily functions, still cries and uses a pascifier, but LOVES to color, she could draw and use coloring books all day, literaly and my house is proof of that for sure. No matter how hard we try to stay ahead of the game, she always manages to sneak her markers and crayons out of said designated drawing area mark up everything she can get her little toddler hands on, thank god for washables! Today though, her father approaches me laughing. In his hand is a stack of pictures. Doubles of pictures from the summer were sent to us in the mail of us and the kids on a summmer day. Apparently Toddler Dearest got ahold of them a took a black marker and scriibled everybodys face out of the pictures but her own! I mean everybody including people outside of our family, all blacked out. If I had a scanner you guys would be the first to see. I am taking them and framing them in one of those picture collages, I can't stop laughing at this and it makes me wonder what the hell was going through her mind!