Kid explanations

I love this age--almost three and coming up with the most creative ways to describe things. Here's a gross but funny one: The other morning I went in to wake Selah up, only to discover that she was lying in something brown and dried and crusty that smelled suspiciously like vomit. Aside from the fact that i felt terrible that I hadn't realized this had happened, I also wasn't sure, at first, whether it was, in fact, dried vomit or dried poop. So I said, "Selah, what happened? What is that?" And she said, "Poop!" So I checked her pants--no poop. And she said, "No, mom, I pooped out of my mouth."