These are the words my husband said to me as he took our 3 month old son for a drive tonight. This was my first day alone with DS since my accident and my ankle is killing me and I seriously miss my MIL. So I'm gonna drink a Guiness and relax for the 20 minutes or so I have.
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i vote for masterbating!
i vote for masterbating!
(but I always vote for a good wank)
* I'm all fight and no flight *
shit, you're choosing us and a guinness
over masturbation? i feel special.
“ 'Blessed are the meek.' You bet! I love 'em too! I tell 'em to kiss my ass, and they'll kiss it." ~~ Kurt Vonnegut
"You know, i could write a book. And this book would be thick enough, to stun an ox." -- Laurie Anderson
Ehh... Bum leg and all...
Ehh... Bum leg and all...
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
~ Groucho Marx
i hope that
you masturbate WHILE having the guinness. the endorphins will be double then.
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