Name Change: VirtuousPagan
So I've been reading Dante's "Inferno" on the toilet, because it amuses me to do so and because I've been searching for evidence that, when his time comes, W. is indeed going to find himself being used as SATAN'S BUTTPLUG. Anyhoo. Hence, my fancyschmancy new hipmama name. Virtuous Pagan.
And speaking of No Guilt. Here's mine for the day. Hank's been driving me craaaazzzzyyyy this morning. Wanting something every second, throwing rudimentary temper tantrums, following me around like I'm his freakin' mother or something. So I did something revolutionary. I plopped his little fanny down in front of Sesame Street with a stack of cookies and lemonade (TV! Sugar! Wheeeeee!). The little guy glazed over in 10 seconds flat. There they were! All the characters from his books. Big Bird, Grover, Elmo, America's favorite couple Bert and Ernie. And they were talking just to him! It was glorious. BTW: Sesame Street's just as trippy as I remember it.
Okay, okay. So I know in the mother-guilt scheme of things, this is small potatoes. But I'm working on it. Baby steps. Today, Sesame Street. Tomorrow, Mama gets her drunk on by 11:00 a.m.
What fabulous thing are you ladies refusing to feel guilty about today?
Good to see you. How was your trip?
BTW, Sesame Street ROCKS. It's the best thing ever. Get to see Grover, Kermit and Nora Jones missing the letter "Y" in one fell swoop.
"Step off my big ass."
- Anthromom
instead of writing a stupid paper about social evolution. YEAH! for spring break!
"If nothing else, life in the suburbs promised that you might go from day to day without finding shit in our hair." ~ David Sedaris
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Nashville was awesome. 78 degrees, sunny. We sat in my girlfriend's backyard and watched the monkey run around in his t-shirt. Had a little much-craved southern food--fried okra, catfish, greens, bbq, creamed corn, cornbread, and PIE. Lots of pie. A good time was had by all but, alas, we're back in Chi-town and it's just begun to snow. Pffft. Winter.