you have to read the reviews...
The book is of course lame an sad, but the reviews are hilarious!
Help! Mom! There are liberals under the bed!
Quick! before they take them down... the "liberals" come off as sounding very intelligent, and well thought out. The positive reviews however...
"certified kick ass by dreammama"
That was pretty funny.
What makes them think that Goodnight Moon and Where the Wild Things Are have a liberal bias?
Maybe it's all that rumpusing they do in WTWTA. "Let the Wild Rumpus Begin!" you know, those damn liberals are always rumpusing.
"To your local library, from Katharine DeBrecht's digestive system with love"
"Actually, the first volume in this series was titled, "Help, Mom! I Have to Work in the Coal Mine 16 Hours a Day!", written in 1894. Unfortunately, since the evil liberals initiated child labor laws, demand has fallen, and the book is no longer in print."
"Help! Mom! Help! W-04 is under my bed and he is making terrible, vapid jokes about how he is crawling around, looking for WMDs and Osama Bin Laden! Meanwhile, tens of thousands of real people are being killed and maimed in the faraway land of Mesopotamia, the cradle of civilization! Why is this bad nation-builder under my bed? Mom, is he trying to lower your rich-person's taxes, or just trying to fill yours' and daddy's Monster SUVs with gasoline?
I am scared, mom! Make him go away! The glaciers are melting, the oceans are rising and fearsome tornados and hurricanes are on the march! Still, W-04 is on another record-setting, 5-week Presidential vacation; just like the last time right before those big buildings fell down. Mom, can you please make him go away? I am afraid there will be nothing left for me and Gerald W. come the dawn!
Okay - some words like "vapid" and "nation-builder" might be a little over the top for toddlers, but right-wingers think they are pretty smart so I thought I would toss in a few "higher learning" words just to satisfy their egos. Best-seller, eh?"
funny funny...hope i don't get sued for quoting people.
speechless.
"Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies." - Nietzsche
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Maybe imparting human charateristics onto inanimate objects/ Or maybe that the boy in wtwta still got dinner after he was sucha monster when he should have been beaten and thrown out witht he dogs? Okay, I'm reaching and it's a bad stereo-type, but geez, I can't figure that one out...
...."I should care, but I don't"--my lovely 3 year old daughter...