more than good looking

by mommacherry!

i know how to spell really big words and how to cook a fabulous dinner for less than ten bucks! i know how to drive a boat and how to write a term paper in a weekend! i know how to dump a boy and how to kiss a girl! i know how to pee in public and how to make myself cum! i know how to dress sexy and how to make black boots work with anything! i know how to sew and how to make a bed with hospital corners! i know how to bathe the elderly and how to change a grumpy baby's diaper! i know how to roll a joint and how to shotgun a beer! i know how to justify the concept of social learning theory and how to dye my hair! i know how to apply liquid eyeliner and how to use a graphing calculator! i know how to read dr suess and how to explain ayn rand! i know how to bake cookies and how to fuck like a whore! i know how to play hopscotch and how to eat pussy! i know how to clean a toilet and how to hold several yoga positions! i know how to play dress up and how to tell non sexist bedtime stories! i know how to dance and how to yell when im angry! i know how to set up a tent and how to make breakfast next to a river! i know how to love someone im not related to and how to wash a dog! i know how to protest things i dont like and how to embroider terribly! i know how to start a fire and how to stand so my boobs look perky! i know how to paint a room and how to find cheap antiques! i know how to collect junk and how to give things away! i know how to fix "owies" and how to give a good hug! I know how to curtsy and how to say goodbye! i know how to grow vegetables and how to live peacefully with insects! i know how to cuddle and how to cuss like a sailor! i know how to give backrubs and how to make someone cry! i know how to strip and how to make my vote count! i know how to help someone die and how to bury a pet! i know how to shave my snatch and how to keep it clean in the woods! i know how to shop with coupons and how to behave in polite society! i know how to get drunk cheap and how to make myself vomit! i know how to dress for a job interview and how to ask for help when i need it! i know how to hold on and how to let go!