cheese sauce

Submitted by Fart O. Zelinsky on Mon, 08/01/2005 - 3:48am.

Summary

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Source

Fannie Farmer

Prep Time1 hours
RecipesSauces, Marinades, Rubs and Dressings

Description

melt the butter in a saucepan, add the flour till you have a paste. let it bubble, but not brown. add hot milk. stand there like a douchebag stirring the fucking shit while your family enjoys some brainless tv, till it boils. it will thicken as this happens. if you get chucks, use a wisk to beat them up. once the sauce boils, add the cheese and reduce the heat, so the cheese doesn't seize. i always use extra cheese. and i never have enough salt. i always think i put in enough, but it's never enough. so taste it. sprinkle in a dash of cayenne. cover with waxed paper while you prepare the macaroni, so it doesn't get a gross skin on the top.

Fannie Farmer

i have no idea

60

for mac and cheese, broccoli or whatever.

2 tbsp butter

2 tbsp flour

1.25 cups hot milk (how hot? hot enough to say "ow!" when you stick your finger in it, but not boiling or at the separation poi

.5 cup cheddar

salt and pepper

cayenne

Ingredients

  • 2tbsp butter
  • 2tbsp flour
  • 1.25c hot milk (how hot? hot enough to say "ow!" when you stick your finger in it, but not boiling or at the separation poi
  • 0.5c cheddar
  • salt and pepper
  • salt and pepper

Instructions

melt the butter in a saucepan, add the flour till you have a paste. let it bubble, but not brown. add hot milk. stand there like a douchebag stirring the fucking shit while your family enjoys some brainless tv, till it boils. it will thicken as this happens. if you get chucks, use a wisk to beat them up. once the sauce boils, add the cheese and reduce the heat, so the cheese doesn't seize. i always use extra cheese. and i never have enough salt. i always think i put in enough, but it's never enough. so taste it. sprinkle in a dash of cayenne. cover with waxed paper while you prepare the macaroni, so it doesn't get a gross skin on the top.

Notes

for mac and cheese, broccoli or whatever.

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Submitted by maggiemagpie on Wed, 02/22/2006 - 12:30am.

yet today? i'm going to make this just so i can think of myself standing there like a douchebag.

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