Stupid, but funny,

mamasusie's picture

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your
car and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the
same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous
situation?

Answer:
Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're drunk.

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lunarmama's picture
Submitted by lunarmama on

That just made me laugh out loud and genuinely for the first time in I don't know how long.

THANK YOU!

K

“To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.�

Ruby of the Moon's picture

I just emailed it to my sisters... hilarious, thanks for the laugh!

"If I could tell the world one thing, it would be we're all okay"-Jewell

denessasma's picture
Submitted by denessasma on

Too funny.
Jessica
"It's a hard life" My grandfather, Clyde Eppers, RIP.

Jessica
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind~~Dr.Seuss

expat mama's picture
Submitted by expat mama on

thanks for the laugh! I needed it.