my second favorite line in an antidepressant commercial:

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"imagine you with less pain."

in their defense, this ssri is being marketed as an osteoarthritis drug. well not exactly, because if it were they would appeal its viewers to do a but more than imagine themselves with less symptoms, and osteoarthritis is carefully mentioned only once, and not in the same sentence as the drug name. it's imagine having less pain, imagine your osteoarthritis, now imagine you with less pain.

"does it reduce pain?"

"will it treat osteoarthritis?"

"is my pain caused by osteoarthritis?"

"should i ask my rheumatologist about this drug?"
"sure, i imagine you could."

"might i kill myself or others on your drug?"
"i imagine that's a possibility."

"does it do anything at all?"