i went to a big firworks show a couple hours out into the countryside. it was beautiful and spectacular. and i drank a lot of beer. grilled riverfish. made oden. as we were all walking back to the train station i ducked behind some trees to pee and stepped right into an irrigation ditch. at first i was like, "damn, now my boots are going to be wet all the way home." but then i realized the water went up to nipples. realizing this, i promptly hauled myself out and tried to act like nothing happened.