motormouth's blog

Happy freakin' new year. I gotta tell you the news tonight had a review of the events of this year and it started with people screaming and a black screen, and then cut to a japanese toddler being scanned with a geiger counter. And the whole fucking thing just went downhill from there. They did splice in some impressive sports footage, but since i don't pray at that alter it didn't lift my spirits. Seems like the only good things that happened this year were in my personal life? But seriously, the whole feeling of impending doom in the eurozone and the end of social welfare... It feels like the end of the world as we know it- and i still have the urge to procreate again. SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=g1jJ-ttrSd8

The real shit goes down hours later when it's time for bed. Motorboy is so tired he's that crazy drunk friend that everyone is embarassed to go out with. All lurching around drooling on everybody, falling down and crying, kissing and groping me in inappropriate places. So i take him to the bedroom to put a nighttime diaper and cover and pyjamas on him. He starts whigging out and trying to barrel roll of the bed so i have to sling my leg over him to pin him down and change him sideways (still normal everyday behaviour up to here). When he's back to the squealing thing. By this time motorman is helping me snap his pyjamas up and suddenly boy escalates into full on turn blue half pass out screaming. But instead of stopping after half passing out he just keeps on screaming and half passing out over and over again and will not stop.