Birdie's blog

Holy Sex Addiction Batman!

Holy Holy Holy!

"God has used your story to touch me in so many ways! My first marriage didn’t survive my husband or my dirty flaws. Even though God has been SO gracious, so kind, so loving to provide me with a Godly husband now, I don’t take it for granted that I once had that scarlet letter too. And now I am {free}… my eyes fixed on Jesus! Isn’t Grace amazing?!!!"

(On a personal note, Grace IS amazing. Or was, before she turned back to Jebus. Okay, enough said.)

I hear ya sister! God touches me ALL the time! And in so many ways! ;)

My Grandmother's People?

Culturally, I find myself at a loss in America, being such a mutt. Up in the Northeast where my grandmother is from, exist the whitest Native Americans on earth, lol..... Maybe it's because they had much longer than the Western Natives to mix with the mostly white folks who landed here. My grandmother heard so little about her mixed ancestry- her father's side had Abenaki mixed in, but her mother's side was most probably Mohawk- she doesn't even know, because her mother wouldn't talk about it.

What a day!

Great stuff

~ Somehow pulled off A's and B's this semester even though we were moving, dealing with lots of stuff. I was convinced that I had failed a course. Wept, moved on....found out that I got a B! Unless there is some mistake.

~ Very glad to learn that an old friend of mine I hadn't heard from in a while has just been busy and isn't upset with me for some unknown reason- I was really sad about it. Now I'm relieved.

To chuck it, or not to chuck it- Spring Fucking Cleaning.

I've picked up these items like, 40 goddamn times and not known what the hell to do with them. In total, they probably add up to hours of me not knowing what the fuck to do.

Cords for a heated massage chair that I bought for my mom, whom I don't have contact with anymore.

A Mardi Gras mask that a dear friend gave me as a tacky travelling gift that freaks me the fuck out.

A couple of photos and cards from people that just bring up bad associations.

A book on orgasming that sucks, that I don't feel like passing onto any woman or trying to sell-

Is our educational system akin to being a Race to Nowhere? Discuss!

And yes I'm insomniacal.

Ungrats/Grats

Ungrats

So I have a massive amount of schoolwork to accomplish before the end of the semester and the kiddo had diarrhea all day today, along with a sore throat and fever.

What can you do, right?

A few things I won't even bother mentioning.

My wrinkles & silver hairs have started to exponentially increase in the last month or two. Found a silver pubic hair, found a freaking silver eyelash. I'm 30.

Cyd Charisse- mother, dancer, in the Guiness book of world records for her gams.

Although the rumor that her legs had been insured for $1 million a piece turned out to be a rumor leaked by MGM......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YWBOfsXsDA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuJxYmJlEHY&NR=1

BTW, Cyd Charisse was 30 years old and mother to a 10 and 2 year old when she performed that number in Singing in the Rain, 31 during Bandwagon........

A child's perspective on the problem of having a monster under the bed.

Um, this is the Onion so be prepared for things like 8 year old profanity....... graphic descriptions of bedwetting...... lol...

http://www.theonion.com/articles/ah-great-i-think-i-got-a-goddamned-monster-in-my-c,17217/

Polka Face.

So the first YouTube video I EVER favorited was these kids, and it was called "My Hands Are Bananas" (a silly spoof on German film). This one came out 3 weeks ago. I love these kids, lol...

Random reminder to get life insurance.

Especially if you are in good health, lock in at a good premium now. All mothers should have life insurance, no matter how poor you are. Figure out what you can pay and pay it- hopefully you can make it important enough to squeeze it into your budget. I've been thinking about this a lot- I'm not trying to sound "doomy", but health can change at the drop of a hat. It'll be one less thing on your mind.

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